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Esta Jaimito en la clase de Historia y le preguntan: A ver Jaimito, ¿quien descubrio America? No lo se, señorita...Muy mal, Jaimito, muy mal...Bueno, ¿hay alguien que lo sepa? Entonces se levanta un japonés que habia en su clase y contesta: Colon, honolable señolita...Al momento se oye una voz que dice: ¡¡¡MALDITOS JAPONESES!!! La señorita muy enfadada pregunta: ¿Quien dijo eso? Jaimito se levanta y responde:General Mc Arthur, 1945....

En la consulta del psiquiatra: - Doctor, cada noche tengo el mismo sueño: empujo una puerta con una palabra escrita encima. Empujo, empujo y empujo, pero nunca consigo abrirla. - Y que hay escrito en la puerta? - "Tirar".

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Princess Caroline's husband fined for assault
Times Online
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Infiniti Marks 20 Years with 2010 G Anniversary Edition Models
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Catania Director Pietro Lo Monaco Resumes Feud With Inter Boss Jose Mourinho
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Marco Casiraghi presents new Trophy at Monaco ceremony - Motor Boat and Yachting


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Marco Casiraghi presents new Trophy at Monaco ceremony
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The fifth edition of Ever Monaco (International conference & exhibition) will be held on March 25 to 28,2010 at Forum Grimaldi in Monaco. ...


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Charities Sue Over $400 Million Fortune
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Gresso's Grand Monaco Red is made for ladies, costs 1800 EUR - IntoMobile (blog)


IntoMobile (blog)
Gresso's Grand Monaco Red is made for ladies, costs 1800 EUR
IntoMobile (blog)
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